Hand-Picked Crowd-Pleasers
Meet the Perv Feeder: Bird Watching, Fully Exposed
Yes, it looks exactly like what you think it looks like. And yes, it’s a real, fully functional bird feeder.
The Perv Feeder is made from weather-resistant ASA filament, so it’s built to handle sun, rain, and whatever else Mother Nature decides to throw at your big, beautiful feeder. We paid attention to the important details, too—including anatomically inspired curves, raised veins, and an impressively big head. Because if you’re going to hang something like this on your window, subtlety probably isn’t the goal.
The heavy-duty suction cups grip glass surprisingly hard. Seriously, when it’s time to take the feeder down, you really have to jerk it off. We wish there were a more professional way to say that. There isn’t.
The generously sized perch gives everything from tiny chickadees to larger backyard visitors a comfortable place to land. Could a Blue-footed Booby use it? Maybe not. But you probably don’t want one of those hanging around your yard anyway.
And underneath all the jokes is something we’re genuinely proud of: this thing works. Fill it with seed, stick it to a clean window, and enjoy an up-close view of your neighborhood birds stopping by for a snack. It’s functional, weather resistant, ridiculous, and looks fantastic doing its job.
You might even attract a Fluffy-backed Tit-Babbler. And yes, before you ask—that really is a bird.
Perv Feeder — for people who really, really like to watch
DISCLAIMER:
Models are 3D printed (using high quality ASA filament that is designed to withstand sun and weather). The 3D printing structure is in line with nature, as in, every penis is unique in it’s own way. Like nature, not every penis is the same and none are perfect. What’s that? You think yours is perfect? Must be nice living in La-La Land. If you are unhappy with your printed penis, let us know and we will tell everyone that you are unhappy with your penis.
Meet the Perv Feeder: Bird Watching, Fully Exposed
Yes, it looks exactly like what you think it looks like. And yes, it’s a real, fully functional bird feeder.
The Perv Feeder is made from weather-resistant ASA filament, so it’s built to handle sun, rain, and whatever else Mother Nature decides to throw at your big, beautiful feeder. We paid attention to the important details, too—including anatomically inspired curves, raised veins, and an impressively big head. Because if you’re going to hang something like this on your window, subtlety probably isn’t the goal.
The heavy-duty suction cups grip glass surprisingly hard. Seriously, when it’s time to take the feeder down, you really have to jerk it off. We wish there were a more professional way to say that. There isn’t.
The generously sized perch gives everything from tiny chickadees to larger backyard visitors a comfortable place to land. Could a Blue-footed Booby use it? Maybe not. But you probably don’t want one of those hanging around your yard anyway.
And underneath all the jokes is something we’re genuinely proud of: this thing works. Fill it with seed, stick it to a clean window, and enjoy an up-close view of your neighborhood birds stopping by for a snack. It’s functional, weather resistant, ridiculous, and looks fantastic doing its job.
You might even attract a Fluffy-backed Tit-Babbler. And yes, before you ask—that really is a bird.
Perv Feeder — for people who really, really like to watch
DISCLAIMER:
Models are 3D printed (using high quality ASA filament that is designed to withstand sun and weather). The 3D printing structure is in line with nature, as in, every penis is unique in it’s own way. Like nature, not every penis is the same and none are perfect. What’s that? You think yours is perfect? Must be nice living in La-La Land. If you are unhappy with your printed penis, let us know and we will tell everyone that you are unhappy with your penis.
Yes, it looks exactly like what you think it looks like. And yes, it’s a real, fully functional bird feeder.
The Hanging Chad is made from weather-resistant ASA filament, so it’s built to handle sun, rain, and whatever else Mother Nature decides to throw at your big, beautiful feeder. We paid attention to the important details, too—including anatomically inspired curves, raised veins, and an impressively big head. Because if you’re going to hang something like this on your window, subtlety probably isn’t the goal.
The generously sized perch gives everything from tiny chickadees to larger backyard visitors a comfortable place to land. Could a Blue-footed Booby use it? Maybe not. But you probably don’t want one of those hanging around your yard anyway.
And underneath all the jokes is something we’re genuinely proud of: this thing works. Fill it with seed, Hang it where you can see it, and enjoy an up-close view of your neighborhood birds stopping by for a snack. It’s functional, weather resistant, ridiculous, and looks fantastic doing its job.
You might even attract a Fluffy-backed Tit-Babbler. And yes, before you ask—that really is a bird.
Perv Feeder — for people who really, really like to watch
DISCLAIMER:
Models are 3D printed (using high quality ASA filament that is designed to withstand sun and weather). The 3D printing structure is in line with nature, as in, every penis is unique in it’s own way. Like nature, not every penis is the same and none are perfect. What’s that? You think yours is perfect? Must be nice living in La-La Land. If you are unhappy with your printed penis, let us know and we will tell everyone that you are unhappy with your penis.
